The following were originally published in the Freeport Journal-Standard under “A Moderow Moment.”
It’s Like The Wave, But With Words
If you’re like me, you often make it a point to throw an odd phrase into conversations to see if you can get other people to start using it.
Words, Words, Words
If you’re like me, you once spent a cold night on the desert defending yourself against snakes outside of a certain secret underground oasis where there was either a tall woman or a short man waiting with the missing piece to a very old map because your cold made the password sound like a terrible insult in the local dialect.